So let me get this straight, I'm somewhere that's NOT what I would call Tokyo.I have a giant FREAKING key, and oh yeah, I'm talking to a dead mobile game character /a1Mk9TUlL9- □□❄️ August 10, 2022 they're right behind me, are they? /KwPo8kOmnc- ERROR (PLAY OUTER WILDS!!) □ COMMISIONS CLOSED August 10, 2022 Do you know what REALLY grinds my gears with this adventure? those DARN, STINKY, SMELLY pirate- oh whoops. where do I start? Im in FREAKING space!! Isnt that looney? I gotta find a "metroid" whatever that means. YEAH OKAY THAT IS SOMETHING I DO NOW! I do zandatsu, kill jacked up senators, I'll probably ninja run next." /UHgXGIPpq4- Kiron (sunbreak addict) August 10, 2022 I'm somewhere that's not what I would call Liberia, I'm seeing FREAKING CYBORGS, and, OH YEAH I'M TALKING TO A BLADE WOLF. Take a look below to find jokes based on Metal Gear Rising, Metroid, Kingdom Hearts, Ace Attorney, and more. Those two posts are the main video parodies going viral today, but many others are getting in on the fun with written parodies of the Forspoken ad. So let me get this straight /la80aJ6gDf- SungWon Cho August 9, 2022 One video from YouTuber SungWon Cho parodies Super Mario Odyssey, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, and Danganronpa in the same video, with lines such as Danganronpa's Monokuma saying, "I guess that's something I do now! I kill high schoolers." 9IpBvw06a5- wes August 10, 2022īut the parodies don't stop with Bloodborne. The most elaborate of these parodies applies the same writing style to FromSoftware's Bloodborne, with lines like, "I'm seeing freaking werewolves, and, oh yeah, I'm talking to a doll!" The internet will do what the internet does, and it wasn't long before parodies of the Forspoken ad started rolling out on Twitter. I do magic, kill jacked-up beasts, I'll probably fly next."Ī beautiful and cruel new land? Twisted monsters? An array of magical abilities? Sentient jewellery!? Welcome to the world of #Forspoken. I'm somewhere that's not what I would call Earth… I'm seeing freaking dragons… And… Oh yeah, I'm talking to a cuff. So yeah, sorry to burst your bubble, but a 68/100 Metacritic score feels too high for this game.Here's what the ad has the main character saying: The only thing I can recommend is the music, which is quite dramatic and lovely and really wasted on such a lackluster release. It’s not fun, it’s not engaging, it looks terrible. I would have to change the language or play it muted I think.Īfter less than half an hour, my mind was good and made up. The game tries to be funny (I think?) but fails miserably. Truly awful writing, bad line delivery (though this is likely more about the writing than the actors) and it’s pretty constant. Speaking of annoying, the dialogue between the main protagonist and her magic bracelet is about as cringey as anything I’ve encountered in a video game in the last decade.I was bored after the third group of mooks. You should feel it when you tear through enemies, but it’s floaty and unsatisfying. This should be a game with constant crunchy hits landing. Meanwhile, you almost never feel like you actually connect when you hit enemies. You have all these powers but just selecting them is a chore. ![]() Hell, if I didn’t know what this was and just saw some video I might peg it as a PS3 game, and not even one of the better-looking ones. ![]() ![]() For a game with such demanding specs that’s only releasing on PC and PS5, the graphics are shockingly last-gen.
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